Archive for November, 2007

Huzzah Eng-er-land

November 21, 2007

Well Brilliant, writing this as England are knocked out of qualification for the Euro’s. Ta very much you croat bastards you didn’t have to win in case you didn’t notice. God I hope Russia thrash you 8-0 in the tournament. On the England side of things, that ginger wank better get sacked by the time [...]

The northern adventure.

November 21, 2007

So I went up north last Thursday and Friday. Where to begin. As soon as my ginger chauffer (Stewie) took me from Banbury into Huddersfield you could isntantly feel the dreary ‘ey up’ crap of the north. The whole of huddersfield is just a depressing brown. So we finally arrive quite late and fuelled on [...]

Eye Up. Graaaaavy

November 14, 2007

Right I am up north tomorrow. Be going up there with my big ginge pal Stewie. So hopefully I can start updating this shit with night out stories. Such as ‘oh man you remember that dog i fisted whilst pulling that man and sticking cocaine in my ear’. Etc. All that shit will be up [...]

FAAAAAAAAAACK IT

November 13, 2007

Right….its almost here (Like fuck is it, it’s like mooonths away.) But the TV is starting with the bullshit christmas adverts (I think the marks n sparks one with antonio banderass (yes ass for extra lol) is quite nifty…but not exactly christmassy). The radio is starting to play that cunt Paul McCartneys shite christmas song.
[...]

Fnarr fnarr.

November 13, 2007

Just a little test. I’m knackered, tired, sexy, horny, etc. So just going to say hi….now piss off and come back later when I write something decent. Idiot.