Right….its almost here (Like fuck is it, it’s like mooonths away.) But the TV is starting with the bullshit christmas adverts (I think the marks n sparks one with antonio banderass (yes ass for extra lol) is quite nifty…but not exactly christmassy). The radio is starting to play that cunt Paul McCartneys shite christmas song.
I honestly don’t know why, but this song makes me feel gut sick and depressed. Anyway…it has begun, so I have decided to make my blog christmas theme’d. Even though there is a major lack of jesus, considering thats the bloody point of christmas. To be fair though….Christmas isn’t official until the crazy coca cola santa advert appears. Fact of the day Santa is originally dressed in green, but those american c*nts changed him to red. Why? Fuck knows…just to be awkward bastards. Right…I really am going completely nowhere with this post except to say Paul McCartney is a wanker and I’m getting festive with the layout.
p.s. I Would totally do Heather Mills. I have yet to cross off secks up one legged hot rich lady off my list of things to do before 50.
You’re wrong when you say it’s officially Xmas once the coca cola santa appears – it’s all about the trucks foo, and now they’ve replaced that age old advert with some new modernised BS that just isn’t the same.
So by that logic, Xmas is dead.
Praise Jeebus.
Is their new advert even on yet? I get an eerie feeling that fucking dairy milk gorilla is going to be on soon wearing a santa hat. >_<
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yeah? And i’m gay. Whats your point? You want my wang up your pooper? You sick bastard.